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Howdy!

I’m John Allen Wooden — a Los Angeles writer, producer, Late Night TV veteran, journalist, creative director, and longtime creator of interweb-polluting ephemera. This little website contains a small sampling of my multimedia shenanigans. 

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After a decade of strict abstinence from feeding the Interweb beast, I've fallen off the wagon and launched EPOSTASY — my digital soapbox for merrily dissecting our hilariously diseased screen-based culture. Subscribe for a bubbling stew of barbecued sacred cow and whatever else is floating my ADHD boat.

Safetyist Helicopter Mom With Kids in Bubble Wrap - Pure Safetyism
Chromebook Hell by John Allen Wooden
Look Who's Stalking! - Parody Movie Poster
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Screen Time Tales by John Allen Wooden
The Liking Tree: Kids Book About Social Media by John Allen Wooden
Fomo the Screen Zombie by John Allen Wooden

 WHERE MOTHER GOOSE MEETS BLACK MIRROR 

 

Screen Time Tales is my irreverent, silly, and um, ever-so-slightly weird picture book series that helps kids (and the grown-ups who raise them) snort-laugh through the noise of our excruciatingly online era. 

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